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可能有点不一样 It's gonna get a little weird
可能有点疯狂 Gonna get a little wild
我不来自这地方 I ain't from 'round here
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时间轴： WaitinZ
我来自另一个时空 I'm from another dimension
可能有点不一样 Gonna get a little weird
我要好好享受时光 Gonna have a good time
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翻译： peace. Tracy
我不来自这地方 I ain't from 'round here
我来自另一个 I'm from another, woo-hoo
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校订： Enpistu
我对彩虹倾诉 I'm talking rainbows
我和小狗聊天 I'm talking puppies
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后期： Enpistu liloelva
可能有点不一样 It's gonna get a little weird
可能有点疯狂 Gonna get a little wild
我不来自这地方 I ain't from 'round here
我来自另一个时空 I'm from another dimension
星蝶公主 第一季第十三集 Star vs. the Forces of Evil S01E13 Storm the Castle
某些洞里有三明治耶 Some of these have sandwiches in them.
噢 别把你的手伸进去 Oh, don't put your hand in there.
你确定这里安全吗 Are you sure this is safe?
这我可没法保证 快来 马可 你试试 I never said that. Come on, Marco, you try.
呃 不要 Uh... no.
那随便你了 Suit yourself.
啊 我来救你 我来救你 Huh? I gotcha, I gotcha.
-等我先 -快走快走 - Let me just... - Go! Go! Go!
小星 我们最好快逃走 小星 Star, we better get out... Star!
我们必须赶快离开 We gotta get outta here.
小星 听我说 Star, pay attention.
再靠近一点点 Just a little closer.
明明马上就到手了 马可 I had it in my hands, Marco.
我真是搞不懂你在想什么 I have no idea what you were thinking.
我只是不想去送死 I was thinking of not dying.
我们克服了这么多困难 We went through all that trouble,
却只换来了这么可悲的一小块三明治作战利品 and this sad little scrap of sandwich is all we have to show for it.
这是因为我们不值得为 That's because it's not worth dying for
这一小块傻三明治去送死 a stupid piece of food.
我回房间了 I'm going to my room.
我不喜欢你这样 I hate when you act like this.
这都让我怀疑我们还是不是好朋友 It makes me wonder why we're even friends.
呃 这些苍蝇哪里来的 Ugh! Where did all these flies come from?
我不是蝴蝶 Don't call me butterfly.
真好吃 So good.
马可的房间 不许进
马可 我错了 Marco. I'm sorry.
我就是个混蛋 I was a jerk.
但我真的想让你尝尝这个三明治 It's just I really wanted you to try this sandwich.
它虽然又烂又脏 It's kinda smashed and dirty,
但还是很美味 but it's still delicious.
马可 Marco?
马可不在 No Marco.
叔叔阿姨 Mr. and Mrs. Diaz.
呃 你们在干什么呢 Uh, what are you guys doing?
噢 小星 我们正在看拉斐尔 Oh, Star, we were just looking at Rafael's
旧书上的医疗插图呢 old book of medical illustrations.
怪怪的 你们看到马可了吗 Weird. Have you guys seen Marco?
我觉得他可能去遛激光小狗了 I think he went to walk the laser puppies.
打他手机试试 Try calling his cellular phone.
对哦 好主意 Oh, yeah. Good idea.
铃声是从家里传来的 The call is coming from inside the house.
马可 Marco?
你在这儿啊 There you are.
为什么大家都黑灯瞎火地不睡觉呢 What's up with everyone hanging out in the dark
就像一群诡异的怪人 like a bunch of weird-y weirds?
呃 马可 Uh, Marco,
你的腿放哪儿了 where'd you put your legs?
你把马可怎么了 What have you done with Marco?
如果你还想见到那个男孩活着 If you ever want to see the boy alive again,
就在今晚把魔杖带到卢多的城堡 bring the wand to Ludo's castle tonight.
一个人来 And come alone.
说起来你肯定不相信 You're never going to believe.
电话正好打在我脸上 The telephone punched me in the face.
你找到马可了吗 Did you find Marco?
然后小苍蝇人就这样说 And the little fly man was all, like,
“如果你还想见到活着的马可” If you ever want to see Marco alive again--
我刚听起来有爱尔兰口音 他不是爱尔兰人 I just sounded Irish; he wasn't Irish.
把这点写下来 是这样的 Write that down. The thing is,
自从我到这儿以来 卢多一直想抢我的魔杖 Ludo's been after my wand ever since I got here.
但他休想得逞 这是我家祖传的宝贝 He's never gonna get it; it's, like, my birthright,
从好多好多代之前传承下来 from a ba-jillion generations ago,
从我的曾曾曾曾曾曾 starting with my great-great great-great-great-great...
小姑娘 你喜欢魔法吗 Do you like magic, little girl?
应该吧 I guess.
我也喜欢 Me, too.
天哪 我以前每周为了魔法都要去拉斯维加斯 Heck, I used to go to Vegas every weekend for magic.
魔法的关键在于 The thing about magic is,
如果不能理智地运用它 if you don't use it wisely,
你将输掉一切 you can lose everything.
不管怎样 我没什么能帮得上你的 Anywho, not much I can do for you.
如果他明天没回家 If he's not back tomorrow,
我们会派侦探猎犬去找他 we'll send the bloodhounds for him.
我说了他不会懂的 I told you he wouldn't get it.
我们也不是很懂 Well, we don't get it either.
听着 小星 这不是你的错 Look, this isn't your fault, Star.
如果要说谁错了 是我们没有认真关心 If anything, we should've been paying more attention
你们两个 to the two of you.
我能从卢多手里救回马可 I can get Marco back from Ludo.
太好了 我去开小货车 Great. We'll take the minivan.
不用了 小苍蝇人说让我一个人去 No, a little fly man said to me to come alone.
-嘿 -顺便 你错了 - Hey... - You're wrong, by the way.
这就是我的错 This is my fault.
这个烂摊子我自己收拾 I'll take care of it myself.
噢 小星 别这样 别说得好像 Oh, Star, come on, don't be like... that.
忘拿剪刀了 Forgot my scissors.
何必白费劲呢 Oh, why bother?
什么鬼 What the...
你何必还要敲门呢 Why you bother knocking
都从我的客厅大摇大摆走过去了 when you just walked through my living room?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry!
滚开 Go away.
我只是想聊聊 巴夫蛙 I just wanna talk, Buff Frog.
我的名字根本不叫巴夫蛙 Buff Frog not even my name.
真的吗 那是不是 Really? Is it...
屁股蛙 Butt Frog?
不 我不叫屁股蛙 No, it's not Butt Frog.
那你是查德吗 Is it Chad?
我的名字是叶夫根尼伯格亚博夫 My name is Yvgeny Bulgoyaboff.
噢 那你是外国人咯 Oh. So you're foreign.
你想怎样 What do you want?
好吧 Okay.
至少给我一个买回你友谊的机会吧 At least let me buy back your friendship.
你一定会喜欢的 You're going to love it.
别吵 Quiet.
好吧 Fine.
门开了 Door is open.
你都不想打开看看吗 You're not even going to open it?
等等 那不是 Wait. Was that...
呃 不 Huh? No.
马可 Marco!
小蝌蚪 Tadpoles?
我拖鞋飞哪儿了 Where are my flip-flops?
马可在哪儿 Where's Marco?
我都不认识这个人 I don't even know who that is.
她在说那个空手道小子 She's talking about Karate Boy.
求你 别再发射激光了 Please, no more laser beam.
我发誓 我真的不知道你的朋友在哪儿 I swear, I have no idea where your friend is.
那你为什么要召我去你的城堡 Then why did you summon me to your castle?
那已经不是他的城堡了 It is no longer his castle.
他说的没错 He's right.
现在是托菲的城堡了 It's Toffee's castle now.
托菲 Toffee?
我根本不知道那是谁 I have no idea who that is...
卢多给我小宝宝 Ludo gave me babies.
好了 我走了 Okay, I'm done.
等下 Wait, wait!
卢多 Ludo.
我想跟你说声谢谢 I wanted to say thank you
你送给了我做父亲的宝贵机会 for giving me the gift of fatherhood.
这根本不是礼物 你个蠢货 That wasn't a gift, you ding-a-ling.
这是贿赂 It was a bribe.
我的计划是 我用礼物买下你的友谊 You see, the plan was, I'd buy your friendship
我们成为朋友之后 with gifts because we're friends,
作为回报 你会帮我 and in return, you'd kick Toffee
把托菲踢出城堡 谁让我们是朋友呢 out of the castle for me because we're friends.
但现在 小星出现了 你已经毫无利用价值 But then, Star showed up, and I don't need you anymore,
你个大肉球 you big old meatball.
看起来我在这里已经啥都玩遍了 Well, looks like I've had all the fun I can have in here.
噢 等等 Oh, wait.
现在好了 Now I'm done.
好吧 你把我困在这里 到底想怎么样 All right, you got me here. What do you want with me?
什么 What?
告诉他你想对他干什么 Tell him what you're gonna do to him.
一直等着听呢 Wait till you hear this.
不好意思 Do you mind?
听着 如果你是为了魔杖 Look, if you're after the wand,
这可比你想象的难拿多了 it's harder to get than you think.
好多人都试过 Lots of people have tried.
吃点东西吧 Eat something.
这可能是你最后的晚餐 Could be your last meal.
其实我现在根本不想吃饭 Actually, I'm totally full.
但我很会做饭的 如果你饿了 But if you're hungry, I'm a great cook,
不如把我从这椅子上松绑怎么样 so why don't you let me out of this chair
我烧给你尝尝 and I'll give you a taste.
好吧 Okay.
有两个你 There's two of you?
你真的应该吃点 You really should eat.
我才不要吃你的臭三明治 I don't want your stinking sandwich!
你真没劲 You're a disappointment.
啥 你才没劲呢 Yeah? Well, you're boring.
穿得像个律师 And you dress like a lawyer.
至少那个傻蛋都穿得比你好 At least that idiot came dressed for a good time.
我理解你的痛 I feel your pain.
想顺利进去 祝你好运了 Good luck getting in there.
钥匙就插在门上 Uh, there are keys in the door.
这显然是托菲设计好的 That's obviously part of Toffee's plan.
看上去像是你的钥匙 Looks like these are yours.
卢多的钥匙
不是我的 Those aren't mine.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait!
你是不知道 You have no idea...
托菲有多厉害 how powerful Toffee is.
你需要出其不意 攻其不备 What you need is the element of surprise.
你很幸运 因为我对这座城堡了如指掌 Lucky for you, I know this castle like the back of my hand.
我负责带你进去 I sneak us into the castle,
你负责把托菲打倒 and you blast Toffee in the face.
真是风水轮流转啊 It's the circle of life.
-你在说啥呢 -你觉得怎么样 成交吧 - What are you talking about? - So what do you say? Do we have a deal?
我才不要碰你那长着痣的手呢 I'm not gonna touch the hand with the mole on it.
好吧 Fine.
老实说 你身上哪一寸肌肤我都不想碰 Actually, I don't wanna touch any of your skin with my skin.
不要相信他 Don't trust him.
我来给你带路 I will guide you.
我也不太相信你 I don't really trust you either.
我现在是个父亲了 I am father now.
我希望我的孩子在城堡里长大 I would like my children to grow up inside castle.
你不需要相信我 You don't have to trust me.
你也可以考虑相信他 But consider alternative.
我们走 Let's go.
让开 Out of the way.
等下 Whoa, whoa.
在你进去之前 Before you go inside,
我要告诉你一件事 托菲和卢多可不一样 I must tell you, Toffee is not like Ludo.
他很了解你 He knows about you,
他不喜欢你的魔法 and he does not like your magic.
是吗 那我还不喜欢他的 Oh, yeah? Well, I don't like his...
你要制定一个计划 You need to have plan.
我是怎么说的 What did I say about the pillows?
我的椅子上不需要坐垫 I don't need pillows on my chair.
我是个成年人了 I'm an adult.
好吧 Okay.
不要 No.
马可 我有计划了 Marco! Here's the plan.
我们数到一就进去 We're going in on the count of one.
这算什么计划 That is not good plan.
-一 -等等 停下 - One. - No, wait. Stop.
查德 我们抢魔杖的机会来了 Chad, wait. Now is our chance to get the wand.
你来了 You made it.
超音速 超音速水蛭炸弹 Supersonic... supersonic leech bomb.
咋回事 What?
你好啊 巴夫蛙 Oh, hey, Buff Frog.
不 No.
马可 Marco!
-小星 -我们做到了 - Star! - We did it!
对不起 我太激动了 Ha, sorry. I was just excited.
快快 我们快点离开这里 Come on, come on, let's get outta here.
哦不 Oh, no.
住手 Stop.
不该这么对待我们的贵宾 That's no way to treat our guest of honor.
不要不要 No, no, no, no!
停下 停下 停下 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
这招已经没用了 That's not going to work again.
现在水晶玻璃的硬度加了一倍 That crystal's twice as strong now.
别担心 小星 Don't worry, Star.
我能坚持住 I think I got it.
好吧 给你 Fine. Take it.
现在把马可放了 Now let Marco go.
救命 救命 Help, help, help, help!
你以为我像卢多吗 Do you think I'm like Ludo?
吞下去 Just swallow it.
我不要你的魔杖 I don't want your wand.
摧毁它 Destroy it.
什么 What?!
惊喜吧 Surprise!
我做不到 我不知道怎样摧毁 I can't. I don't even know how.
不 你知道的 Yes, you do.
你妈妈教你的第一句魔咒 It's the first spell your mother taught you.
悄悄话魔咒 The whispering spell.
没错 Exactly.
马可还等着呢 Marco's waiting.
小星 Star.
对不起 I'm sorry.
现在快放了马可 Now let Marco go.
-小星 -快跑 - Star. - Run.
我的宝贝们 Whoa. Oh. My babies.
你不要老是推开我好不好 Okay, you really gotta stop shoving me.
还没完 It's not over.
先生们 Gentlemen.
很开心 It's been a pleasure.
-律师 -快看 - Lawyers. - Look.
生生不息 Nature.
恶心 Eww!
我的城堡呢 Where's my castle?
没了 It's gone.
你的魔杖呢 And where is your wand?
也没了 That's gone, too.
都没了 Everything?
我要跟你绝交 We are no longer friends!
我们本来就不是朋友 We never were friends.
你现在是我的死敌 You are now my mortal enemy.
今天我发誓 This day I vow...
不好意思。
自从我很小的时候
妈妈就对我说，总有一天
我会临危受命
肩负的责任将重于我自身
也重于这个时空
对我来说，这一天已经到来！
升级了 Upgrade.
马可 见到你没事真是太好了 Oh, Marco, I am so happy to see you!
我认识你吗 Uh, do I know you?
马可 是我啊 你爸爸 Marco, it is me. I am your dad.
我爸爸 My dad!
轮到我了 快过来 Ooh, ooh, my turn. Come here... oh... ah!
我下来了 快过来拥抱下你妈妈 I'm goin' down. Just come here and hug your mother.
好尴尬 妈妈 This is so awkward, Mom.
一点也不尴尬 你想多了 It's not awkward. Don't make it awkward.
等等 你们是怎么过来的 Wait. How did you guys get here?
他们用了你的镜子 They used your mirror.
所以 总的来说 S-s-s-so, basically,
重复一下 just to recap--
-你咋又这样了 -咋了 亲爱的 - You're not going to do that, are you? - What, my dear?
你知道吗 每次你一说带平舌音的词 You know that thing when you talk and every time you get to a word with an "S,"
就会从门牙缝里吹出口哨声 you have that little whistle in your front teeth.
我爱你 亲爱的 I love you, honey.
但是我今天实在忍不了得说出来 I just can't deal with that today.
小星 你滥用了魔法 Star, you abused your magic,
吓到了迪亚兹夫妇 还毁坏了魔杖 frightened Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, and destroyed your wand.
还有什么我没说到的吗 Did I leave anything out?
那个 其实还有一大堆 Uh, well, there's a bunch of other stuff
你不知道的事 you don't know about.
没有了 就这么多 No, I think that's everything.
但是你看啊 新的魔杖好好的呢 But look, new wand's fine.
-有点 -呃 - Sort of. - It's, uh...
我拿去帮你清理干净 I'll take it and get it cleaned for you.
请你别生气 Please don't be mad.
你看上去很生气 That looks like a mad face.
所以你没生气 So you're not mad.
我以前会生气 Oh, I'm always mad.
但是这次你平安无事我很开心 But I'm happy that you're safe.
迪亚兹叔叔阿姨 Um, Mr. and Mrs. Diaz,
很抱歉让你们担心了 I'm sorry I made you worry.
大家都没事 We're just glad that...
我们很高兴 我还骑了回马呢 everyone's okay. And I'm on a horse!
你去哪里 Where are you going?
别想带着我老婆跑掉 Don't you ride off with my wife!
去吧 Go ahead.
迪亚兹阿姨 等等 Mrs. Diaz, wait up!
瑞佛 不知道我们该不该这么做 I don't know if we're doing the right thing, River.
亲爱的 Darling.
索引大师 在吗 Glossarick. Hello!
别喊了 Stop yelling.
我在洗澡 I was in the tub...
夫人 My lady.
-我们可以等会再打 -没事 - We can call back. - No, it's fine.
我就是修剪一下繁枝茂叶 I'm just doing a little gardening.
那是怎么回事 What happened there?
恐怕这支魔杖已经分开了 We fear that the wand has been cleaved.
“开”这个字很有意思 Cleaved. Now that's a funny word.
既可以干脆利落地切“开” You can cleave something apart,
又可以表示不可“开”交 or you can cleave something together.
-索引大师 -如果我像这样 - Glossarick. - If I go like this,
张开双臂 浴巾就会落下去 with both my arms, down goes my bath towel,
从我身上展“开” cleaved from my body.
索引大师 Glossarick!
请你把浴巾围上 Towel, please.
好的 殿下 No problem, Your Highness.
我希望你们找齐了魔杖的所有碎片 I hope you found all the pieces of the wand.
第一季完
我觉得地球这地方真不错 I think Earth is a pretty great place
我来自外太空 That's saying something
所以说这话很有把握 'Cause I've been through outer space
这里适合我 是我的风格 I think it suits me, it's just my style
最近的生活我就要在这里过 I think I'm gonna stay a little while
我觉得陌生人只是尚未谋面的朋友 I think that strangers are just friends you haven't met
我沉着冷静毫不留情痛击怪兽 I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat
我真觉得这里就像我的家 I'm really thinking I could call this place home